Shlok of Chatur/Silencer’s speech in 3 IDIOTS
This is the hilarious speech from the movie 3 IDIOTS
Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare [pyare] sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon] …aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai ..to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra buddhe ..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really ..
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar [balaatkaar] pe balatkar kiye ..umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege [rahenge] ..hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke [seekhe] ..seeke inse seeke ….aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge ..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra
Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi …sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai
Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam……..
madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk……..
khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam……..
sursuria pran khatkam..!!!!
Jai ho balatkaari babaji ki 
Source: Youtube
Can anybody help me to become an autographe of Freida Pinto, I am from Europe and don’t really have a chance to see her.
Epic comedy stunner in world cinema!
Respected Mr. assembly-chief…
chief guest education minister Mr.R D Tripati…
respected teachers/professors and my dear classmates…
today, if I.C.E. is touching the heights of sky…
then it’s credit goes to only one person Mr.Veerusahastra Buddhe..give him a big hand ….
He is a great guy really…
for the last 22 years he has continuously done rape in our college…
hope that he’ll also do the same in the future…
we are amazed/surprised how a person can do so many rapes in his life time…
he has made himself that much able by tough/hard mortification/penance…
the correct/proper use of time, efficient/total use of an hour can be learned from him…
learn from him learn…..
today we all students are here…. tomorrow we’ll spread/scatter in our county and abroad….
it’s a promise to you…. in whichever country we will be…. we’ll rape…. and will shine the name of I.C.E. …..
we’ll show it to everybody that the potential to rape, which we students have, is not there in any student in the world (is incomparable to any student in the world)…..
No other student No other student
Respected Mr.Minister namaskar, you gave this institution that thing which we needed the most….
…breast …. everybody has breast….
everybody hides it…. nobody gives it…
you have given your breast in the hands of this rapist….
now see how he uses it….
hahaha, good 1..